Jared Brannon Killin It In Rome: Dean Martin Speaks

"When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine; that's amore"- Dean Martin

Tuesday: Met a girl named Amanda Hiler. She went with us to the Ice Club. The Ice Club has all you can drink vodka cocktails for 20 euro. I'll be hitting it again sometime and I'll be sure to take some pictures so I can give more details on it.

Wednesday: Found a Bad kebab shop called Istanbul Kebabs where the staff is ill when their boss is gone and sad when he's around. I am officially a member at an awesome Jazz club called Big Mama #success. We met up with a few girls there and spent the night out with them. And now to the nitty gritty. As the night began to wind down me and Amanda Hiler decided we didn't want to call it a night. Therefore, we did hoodrat things like take pictures and hangout. The picture taking part was a blast and walking around Rome till 6 am was cool too because by the time we called it a night the sun was coming up and it was gorgeous. Blah Blah Blah anyways Amanda decides to look me seriously in the eyes and ask me "Jared are you gay?" And now I hate her. I mean y'all know I aint gay! And I have no problem with gays. And yea I do enjoy musicals like "Seven Brides For Seven Brothers" and RomComs like "How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days" and maybe I have a few buddies that are girls, but seriously. Now I don't want to get into details as to why y'all know I'm not gay because my mom and grandma will probably read this. But I'm not gay. If anything I am a Lover of the female race and a well-cultured dude that enjoys Amore and the art of beautiful music and junk.

Furthermore, did it ever occur to anyone that maybe, just maybe, my well-culturedness is a product of me having two older sisters and a mom? And what about strategic planning? I mean c'mon! Chicks dig a guy that gets it and in order to get it you have to know it. Hence, RomComs and Musicals.