A weekend in Firenze (Florence)

 This past weekend was spent in Firenze (Florence) with Rex, Emma (his woman), John (NY roommate), and Erin (Emma's bombass friend). This is the chronological account of the events that took place:

We left early Friday morning and hopped a train to Firenze. Rex and John ate McDonald's breakfast with Italian beef #upchuck. As the trip went along the temperature in the train slowly dropped. For the majority of the trip I was uncomfortably cold. We stepped off the train and I immediately transformed into Encino Man, so I bought a scarf outside the train station.

We met up with Emma and Erin and went to the Ciao Hostel--we had no toilet seat and had to share the room with a nice China man that was on a Euro trip of his own. He had a weird tripod for his camera that reminded me of something that Sue Johanson would recommend her listeners use. Fear not my dears! He never used it on myself or John (PTL).

We had a China man roommate in the Ciao Hostel. He was a pleasant fellow and I'm sure he still is to this day. He did however own an odd tripod that resembled something that Sue Johanson would suggest her
listener utilize to fresh up their dull bedroom--neither me or John experienced it so all is good on this western front.

The first night there Erin hosted a lovely dinner at her apartment (chicken curry and Erin desert surprise). I would say Erin needs to be put on meds but her personality should never be kept in a cage like the elephant band. She can get it straight up.

"I'm so full that I just went cross eyed." -Erin Stewart 2011 AD

On Saturday we went with Erin and her students to Fiesole. There you can see all of Florence and stop by Alcedo (an award winning pastry shop). The day trip there was amazing and full of beauty and junk. It was also very cold. Yes. Cold it was.

Alcedo

 Later that night we went out to a bombass place for food and another bombass place for drinks where Emma knew some big dogs so we got the hookup.

Rick and I. He dope.

Also, just before we went to eat I made a friend and his name was Rick. Rick is dope.

I had the greatest food I've had since being here and it was a kebab at "Mesopotamia Kebabs." The only way to explain this experience is to say this: "Complete and utter euphoria." I ate the same kebab every day we were there. 

I had an epiphany while up in a tower checking out Florence. The epiphany was this: "I am made to be a model." I'll be posting my model shots later. till then everyone needs to go to my Facebook Profile to see all of my pictures I took while in Florence.