What's the word

The Word: 

• I just adjusted my schedule so that I have 4 day weekends which means total dopeness is inevitable. 
• There is a basketball league here setup by the school which means I will be breaking those boys anks
• I met a girl names Maria last night at Scholars Irish Pub. She is from Puerto Rico and has the best brown hair and brown eyes and of course an awesome accent. She stole my heart and I am putting out a bounty for her. Email me for details at Imasuckerformaria@yahoo.com
• I'm going to Florence this weekend with Rex to see his lady friend. Luckily my roommate John from Rutgers will be coming as my date.
• We found a little pizzeria a few blocks from us with the best Pizza Bombetta and it's like 5 euro and huge. service sucks. but that's ok. I wouldn't want to serve a trick like me either.
• My ma requested more details on my blog so because of her I will let everyone know that my bowel movements have been regular since moving here and I have had no problem adjusting to the no ice policy here.
• I miss breakfast burritos and DP in the morning. 
• I had a dream about eating at Rosa's 2 nights ago. #shityounot
• I met a girl from Texas that invited us to come eat fajitas at her house sometime. I will be making my mom's queso. 
• My ADD is still under control for the most part (the twitch I developed in my left ring finger has gone away for now)
• I haven't seen my roommate Tim from UF since Friday night when he got up and left us at dinner (he said he had to go to the bathroom but I think he was embarrassed by us, mainly Rex using "Bonjourno" at night like a rook). I hope he is alive. We think he's an underground pimp/player. We may never know the truth about him Timbo. 
• Yesterday was Jeremy's birthday. Woke up and realized it and was sad for the first time here. Which is ok because I have never been as happy as I am right now since he's been gone. Rome is like my second baptism. 
• Maria's roommate is bombass. She's from Jersey and has crazy awesome hair and is my music buddy. 
• I can't decide if Italian men are all Casanova, American women are all easy, or if Rome has some sort of intoxicating love aroma of sorts in the air--and by love I mean lust--or maybe it's a bit of all three combined. Regardless, it's like everyone is on kiss cam here at least twice a night and everyone has no shame in kissing on the cam.
• The Jets won. Rex Ryan looks like my dad. Mark Sanchez beat Tom Brady. He will be a bad mofo QB one day. 

The guy on the right looks like Rex